Dear Children,
LB I apologize for having my phone on silent ( I thought its what all the cool kids did ) and for not having a drink so I could safely take you out at 8 pm to a party where you could drink when you finally got your shit together, I also am sorry for missing your phone calls at 6.28 this morning I'd thought I could have a sleep in since you don't normally move at my house until 10 or

 until you smell food!!!!AJ I also am sorry for not answering my phone after I had come back home and fell asleep, I stupidly thought since you are never home you wouldn't bother to contact me while you finally had the chance to drop all responsibility and enjoy some time away from me.... Who knew in the real world just when I'd accepted the rules they would add new ones to the manual I never received when you were born these are the joys of my morning now DA needs me too

 love mum x
Ps when Halo & I live simply we won't have phone connection x