all in jest ..well most of the time :)
I hurt my finger.... and you want me to pander to you like your mum? harden the fuck up!!!
They wont let me play.....if you whined like that at me I wouldn't let you play either!!!
What time does the library open at first break? (every Monday I get this from the same kid)
Library? Library? what did I tell you last time, get your note book out and take notes this time !!!
Has the bell gone?......would I be standing out here looking like a twat if it had? No!!!!
Where's your hat? and don't give me the same bullshit you give me every time FFS, if you don't have it next time you will sit under the building now go play somewhere else!!
Stop running!!!!!! Fuck I have a cheap imported taser that looks like a phone, don't make me use it!!!!!
Where's your hat? and don't give me the same bullshit you give me every time FFS, if you don't have it next time you will sit under the building now go play somewhere else!!
Stop running!!!!!! Fuck I have a cheap imported taser that looks like a phone, don't make me use it!!!!!
can you open this....? stand there........can you open this?.....can you use your manners PLEASE? THANKS !!
we filled a bag with rubbish (or stalk me waving the bag at me as I continue to ignore them).....if you ask for a gold star you aren't supposed to get one...but ssshhh don't tell anyone I am awesome so I will give you one :)!!
Bwhaaaa...
ReplyDeleteI usually respond to "Can you open this?" with a curt "yes" and walk away. :)